You Might Be a Red Neck If...

The welcoming sign in front of your door say anything along the lines of, "You kill 'em, we grill 'em" or "You smash 'em, we has 'em" ...

There are pink flamingos and Christmas light in August leading up to the door with a lawn chair or anything with duck tape holding it together...


The menu includes roadkill like possum or roasted 'coon...

Your furniture is covered in sheets, underwear and stained wife beaters are laying out...

You use your stair rail as a clothes line...

Your hors d'oeuvres are crackers and cheese whiz-with bacon bits...

Your table setting is made up of the finest dining-paper plates, broken plastic forks and spoons, cups with lids, root beer bottles with fake flowers, lawn chairs, clear plastic and paper table cloths, and towel paper napkin rings to name a few...

Fancy yellow'n

brown'n

or pink'n for dessert...

The night activities include skittle spittin' (see who can spit the skittle the farthest) or root beer chug or a spam carving contest...

Trophies are titled with duck tape because you are too cheap to get them engraved...

The names in your family all go together like Daisy Mae Lee (Tina), Daisy Mae (Jodi) and Daisy (Me)... Or your clothes tries to match like plaids no matter what color, denim anything with jewels and glitter on them, micro mini skirts, big hair, bright eye shadow...

And the tattoos anywhere and everywhere... especially skull tatts...

The best dressed of the night don't match and have mullets...

Overall... Its fun to be a red necked, white trash girl for the night! Love ya family!!

Love- the melting sister in AZ heat