Colton's On a Roll Tonight!

Okay, here are a few more "Colton Comments" that keep us laughing around here.

First, I was telling Colton stories about when he was a baby and how he used to grab my nose, lips and chin while I would bottle feed him. His reply..."Did I also grab your earloafs?" He meant earlobes.

Second, we had the tv on and there was a man and a woman from India being interviewed. The woman had a red spot on her forehead between her eyebrows like many women in that culture wear.

Colton: "Mom, do all women from India have big warts on their forehead?"

Mom: (amid laughing) No, you see women from India-

Colton: "Is it a mole?"

Mom: (laughing harder) No it's not a mole. Women from India-

Colton: "A scab?"

Mom: (wetting her pants) STOP!!!!!!!!!!!

Colton: "How about a 3-D tattoo?"


I am not making this up......we are still laughing so hard we're crying.